@echo off
setlocal

title iR/TNG/NH Logon Script

set logonlog="\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\domlogonlog"
set statlog="\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\domstatlog"

rem initial check, if error abort everything
echo Checking if you're on the Technolog internal LAN
ping 10.0.1.2 >nul
ping technologsvr.technolog.net >nul
if %errorlevel% neq 0 goto fuck

rem elevation?
net config server
if %errorlevel% neq 0 echo No elevation found, skipping

rem log to svr
echo $$ System Logon: %username% on %computername% @ %time% %date% >> "\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\domlogonlog"
echo System logon audited
echo Polling stats...

net config workstation >> "\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\domstatlog"
ipconfig >> "\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\domstatlog"
REM net statistics workstation >> "\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\domstatlog"
REM net statistics server >> "\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\domstatlog"
gpresult /r >> "\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\domstatlog"
gpresult >> "\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\domstatlog"

echo stats polled
echo bye
endlocal
exit

:fuck
echo You're not connected to the internal network- aborting
endlocal
exit