@echo off
setlocal
REM TNG Microsoft Office Activate

REM Initial checks
echo Checking if you're connected to the Technolog internal network...
REM ping 10.0.1.1
REM ping 10.0.1.2
if %errorlevel% neq 0 goto oops1
ping technologsvr.technolog.net

echo Checking for elevation
net config server
if %errorlevel% neq 0 goto oops2

cd %systemroot%\system32
goto officepicker

:officepicker
if exist "c:\program files (x86)\microsoft office\office12" goto office2007
if exist "c:\program files (x86)\microsoft office\office14" goto office2010
if exist "c:\program files (x86)\microsoft office\office15" goto office2013
if exist "c:\program files (x86)\microsoft office\office16" goto office2016
goto oops3


:office2007
set ofver=of2007
set ofpath=office12
echo %ofver% %ofpath%
goto activate

:office2010
set ofver=of2010
set ofpath=office14
echo %ofver% %ofpath%
goto activate

:office2013
set ofver=of2013
set ofpath=office15
echo %ofver% %ofpath%
goto activate

:office2016
set ofver=of2016
set ofpath=office16
echo %ofver% %ofpath%
echo why the fuck are you using this? LOL
goto activate

:activate
REM activation portion
REM timeout 5

cscript "c:\program files (x86)\microsoft office\%ofpath%\ospp.vbs" /sethst:technologsvr.technolog.net

cscript "c:\program files (x86)\microsoft office\%ofpath%\ospp.vbs" /act
if %errorlevel% neq 0 goto oops4

REM timeout 15
echo TNG Office Activated, %ofver% - %computername% %date% %time% with %logondomain%_%username% >> "\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\officeactlog"

endlocal
goto :eof

REM Functions

:oops1
REM Network Fail

cls
color c
echo You don't seem to be conneted to the TNG Network.
echo Please connect to it to continue.
timeout 5
goto :eof

:oops2
REM Elevation Fail

color c
echo You don't seem to be elevated, you twat. XD
echo Elevation is required. Right click and run as admin, or contact your sysadmin.
timeout 5
goto :eof

:oops3
REM OS Unsupported

cls
color c
echo Your office isn't recognized or supported.
echo am confuse.
timeout 5
goto :eof

:oops4
REM Activation Fail

echo An error has occurred- please refer to the above for more information.
echo Send to your local sysadmin if necesssary.
pause
goto :eof