@echo off
setlocal
REM TNG Activate

REM Initial checks
echo Checking if you're connected to the Technolog internal network...
REM ping 10.0.1.1
ping 10.0.1.2
if %errorlevel% neq 0 goto oops1
ping technologsvr.technolog.net

echo Checking for elevation
net config server
if %errorlevel% neq 0 goto oops2

cd %systemroot%\system32
goto ospicker

:ospicker
REM Finds OS version
for /f "tokens=4-5 delims=. " %%i in ('ver') do set VERSION=%%i.%%j
if "%version%" == "10.0" goto win10
if "%version%" == "6.3" goto win81
if "%version%" == "6.2" echo Windows 8 (regular) isn't supported currently.
if "%version%" == "6.1" goto win7
if "%version%" == "6.0" goto win6
goto oops3

:win6
echo winvista sucks but was detected
rem pro key
cscript slmgr.vbs -ipk YFKBB-PQJJV-G996G-VWGXY-2V3X8
REM pause
goto activate

:win7
echo win7 dtected

set osver=Win7
REM Pro key
cscript slmgr.vbs -ipk FJ82H-XT6CR-J8D7P-XQJJ2-GPDD4

REM Enterprise key
cscript slmgr.vbs -ipk 33PXH-7Y6KF-2VJC9-XBBR8-HVTHH

goto activate
REM End 7
:win81
echo win81 detected

set osver=Win81
REM Pro key
cscript slmgr.vbs -ipk GCRJD-8NW9H-F2CDX-CCM8D-9D6T9

REM Enterprise Key
cscript slmgr.vbs -ipk NPPR9-FWDCX-D2C8J-H872K-2YT43

goto activate
REM End 81
:win10
echo win10 detected

set osver=Win10
REM Pro key
cscript slmgr.vbs -ipk W269N-WFGWX-YVC9B-4J6C9-T83GX

REM Enterprise Key
cscript slmgr.vbs -ipk NPPR9-FWDCX-D2C8J-H872K-2YT43

goto activate
REM End 10


:activate
REM activation portion
REM timeout 5

cscript slmgr.vbs -skms 10.0.1.2

REM timeout 5

cscript slmgr.vbs -ato
if %errorlevel% neq 0 goto oops4

REM timeout 15
echo TNG System Activated, %computername% - %osver% %date% %time% with %username% >> "\\technologsvr\batchlogs$\winactlog"

endlocal
exit

REM Functions

:oops1
REM Network Fail

cls
color c
echo You don't seem to be conneted to the TNG Network.
echo Please connect to it to continue.
timeout 5
exit

:oops2
REM Elevation Fail

color c
echo You don't seem to be elevated, you twat. XD
echo Elevation is required. Right click and run as admin, or contact your sysadmin.
timeout 5
exit

:oops3
REM OS Unsupported

cls
color c
echo Your OS isn't recognized or supported.
echo am confuse.
timeout 5
exit

:oops4
REM Activation Fail

echo An error has occurred- please refer to the above for more information.
echo Send to your local sysadmin if necesssary.
pause
exit