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Welcome to my site. :3
- +Welcome to the site of a certain pansexual midnight blue unicorn doing things around the WWW. :3
+It may look like it's 1996, but don't fret, this site is just as functional as modern ones!
+Just... without any heavy JavaScript or CSS. Old computers are lovely and they deserve to be compatible.
+Trans rights are human rights, equality for all. <3
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